constellation-funk:

this strange, horrid, wondrous cartoon

ed-owl:

Oops…….

Replace these with paleo foods and you have it. Go in with intention of a handful of grapes, end up eating entire bag plus the rest of the fruit and potatos and and and and and and and gluten-free NOT paleo but close enough andand adnadnadnadnadndanadnadndanadncdfa 

Oh my god I am not even kidding. I had to toss that fucker a mile away and can no longer handle tooth brushes of similar colour. 

Like I said, I am triggered by the stupidest shit. 

fyeahsphynxcats:

Audrey Eileen Morris <3

Baby love <3

These are my favourite. My favourite. I am uncle doland. And— omg. I can’t. I’m short circuiting from how much I love this shit. 

This is actually my diet plan guys. I’m not paleo I just am so bothered by being around other people that as a result I lose weight. Yep. A+ plan. Totally intentional. HJAHAAHAHAHAHAh a fuck you.

inb4 doll wtf are you doing.