*takes off pants* breathe my children breathe
and as in “children” i mean my testicles. i am not instructing kids to smell my junk
why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER THE SEA
who the fuck changed it from pineapple to shota ass
How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?
Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’
I found the vegan.
it’s christmas next month
IT’S CHRISTMAS NEXT MONTH
- it’s christmas next month
CHRISTMAS
NEXT MONTH
MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH!
Nobody cares about your birthday
What black metal lyrics are written as: The wintery plains lie untouched. I ride on my elements towards the stars unseen. A quest for knowledge in the astral luminous.
What black metal lyrics end up sounding like: EAHH BUHGGGGH FLRIRDSSHOO AASHHHHHHHS DOIRRHHHHA EEEEHAFJHG RAAHH HGOIYTTTT. FKJAKJFA, FAHIIIII, DAHHDFUUU. KNORRIINGNN, AFLLAHEHHH.
This sums up my feelings about the presidential debate and pretty much my feelings in general towards Obama and Romney. Watch, it is hilarious and on point.
TL;DR
I hate both candidates and am pretty much convinced we’re doomed regardless of which one sits in the fancy office. At least this video is funny.
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