Plans for tonight
Look what I saw a couple days ago driving around WA. I may or may not of peed a little.
(Needless to say we didn’t see any)
*takes off pants* breathe my children breathe
and as in “children” i mean my testicles. i am not instructing kids to smell my junk
why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER THE SEA
who the fuck changed it from pineapple to shota ass
Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’
I found the vegan.
it’s christmas next month
IT’S CHRISTMAS NEXT MONTH
- it’s christmas next month
MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH!
Nobody cares about your birthday