(Source: 90schickdotcom, via murderotic)
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
Reminds me of time spent with my grandmother.
this is what i want for this winter. if i can’t grow it all, i’ll dumpster it.
(Source: le-temps-plus-que-parfait, via desciiuit)
Peace On Earth! by katiedaisy on Flickr.