This is so relevant all the fucking time.
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If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
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So I feel like I should source this because it’s actually real and somehow not just a joke
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